conspiracy theory

This is my post for SIFTW writing prompts workshop.  Its actually my very first time posting anything ive written, so dont be too harsh.   Also its only a bit of fun...so dont get offended!!

Conspiracy theory

This may be the biggest conspiracy theory of them all. The truth has never been revealed until now.....

”most of what men say is a conspiracy theory thought up, carried out by and upheld by men to deceive the female population."

They have invented these conspiracy theories to divert women from the truth. They have been passed on from generation to generation to ensure success.
They have secret meetings every Saturday afternoon where they continue to conspire with each other, making up new theories and passing on their knowledge to the younger ones.

Women for years have tried in vain to find out exactly what the truth is, but to no avail.
Just thinking that there may be a conspiracy theory would be laughed at.

It would seem that men have become very good at covering their tracks so that the real truth does not get out.
But Why? Because women would realise that all along these so called “truths” were just invented, so that men could trick us into think they were in charge, when really....

women were in charge all along.

Here are the top ten conspiracy theories men don't want women to learn the truth about.

1. Football is obligatory
2. Looking fed up on a shopping trip is the only way to get home for the football
3. Saying yes to everything you ask is the correct thing to do.
4. The only topics of conversation are football/cars/fishing/beer
5. Beer is the only drink available
6. Snoring does not exist.
7. The pub is the only place that shows the football
8. There is always enough duvet for two
9. The remote control is theirs
10. Men are always right

So you see its all a conspiracy theory. Just don't let them realise we know the truth.!!!

Writing workshop

Today I came across this and decided I'm gonna give it a go! Its the newly founded  wrting prompt workshop over at sleep is for the weak 

So on a Monday a set of prompts are posted on the website for you to choose from, then Wednesday you post your writing on your website and track back to sleep is for the weak.

You can then look at other peoples writing and comment if you want.  Its a good way for poeple like me, who are new to all this, to publish their work in a  very informal mannor, not for the feedback maybe, but just to get used to showing the world their work!   For more info go check out sleep is for the weak

So on that note I am off to think about my writing prompt and to carry on with my writing assignment for my course, which I'm happy to say I'm half way through!

New Blog!

HEY! ok so this is my writing blog. Ive started it up for 2 reasons...one..because Ive started a creative writing course with the open university and two...because I've signed up for nanowrimo!

crikey...how will i find all the time!

I still update my autism blog, as and when things happen, although that's overdue a post so I should really do one!!!

anyway just a quick post to get this blog up and running....posts later on the creative writing course so far...and why and what nanowrimo is (if you don't already know!!)