Conspiracy theory
This may be the biggest conspiracy theory of them all. The truth has never been revealed until now.....”most of what men say is a conspiracy theory thought up, carried out by and upheld by men to deceive the female population."
They have invented these conspiracy theories to divert women from the truth. They have been passed on from generation to generation to ensure success. They have secret meetings every Saturday afternoon where they continue to conspire with each other, making up new theories and passing on their knowledge to the younger ones.
Women for years have tried in vain to find out exactly what the truth is, but to no avail.
Just thinking that there may be a conspiracy theory would be laughed at.
It would seem that men have become very good at covering their tracks so that the real truth does not get out.
But Why? Because women would realise that all along these so called “truths” were just invented, so that men could trick us into think they were in charge, when really....
women were in charge all along.
Here are the top ten conspiracy theories men don't want women to learn the truth about.
1. Football is obligatory
2. Looking fed up on a shopping trip is the only way to get home for the football
3. Saying yes to everything you ask is the correct thing to do.
4. The only topics of conversation are football/cars/fishing/beer
5. Beer is the only drink available
6. Snoring does not exist.
7. The pub is the only place that shows the football
8. There is always enough duvet for two
9. The remote control is theirs
10. Men are always right
So you see its all a conspiracy theory. Just don't let them realise we know the truth.!!!
3 comments:
Great stuff! So that's where my hubby disappears to on a Saturday! He is always trying to convince me that he doesn't snore. But we know the truth right... maybe we should stage an uprising?
x
My hubby would like me to believe that all TV transmission stops at 10pm so the only thing to be done is play on the Playstation.
I've got his number.....
Great post.
:)
stopping by from the writer's workshop.
My husband doesn't try to convince me he doesn't snore, but instead tells me that he snores to keep the bears away. I saw one once, but he said that his radius is only 10 miles...
j.
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